All Abooaaarrrd!!  Step Right This Way For The Magical Mystery Tour!!!

 

Magical Mystery Tour

 

WHEN:                                   Saturday, October 26, 2002 @ 3:00 PM Sharp!!!!

 

WHERE:                                Meet at the Wagon Wheel Parking Lot

The Party is at The American Legion Hall

Food and munchies will be provided at the party

“Dung Ball Dickie and the Dingle Berries” will be
appearing live for your listening pleasure

Each Team receives a complimentary commemorative
Dr. Zobnek Soundtrack (It’s Arse Cracking Tunage!!!)

 

WHY:                                     It’s beats burping for quarters on a busy street corner

 

HOW MUCH:                        $25 per couple received before October 22

                                                                $30 per couple received after October 22

                                                                (A Mystery Tour Team typically consists of 4 Players)

 

WHAT TO BRING:            You must have a Compact Disc Player

                                                                Maps of Ionia, Eaton & Clinton Counties

                                                                Flashlights

                                                                Egg Headed Team Members

                                                                A Grooved Out Funktastic Team Name

                                                                Team Decorated Beer Case

                                               

  • Beginning October 22 You Must Check the Dr. Zobnek Website EACH DAY to see Additional Items that you need to bring (5 total)
  • Check it out at http://drzobnek.tripod.com and click on “Tour Tools” (note: do not put www in front of the address – it won’t work if you do)

 

Hey Einstein!!! You MUST wear a COSTUME to be in
the Magical Mystery Tour!!!

Contests         

 

  • The Mystery Tour Championship
  • Best Costume – Male and Female
  • Best Decorated Beer Case
  • Best Team Name (A good example would be:  Boozehound Buford and the Beer Burping Beauties)
  • Most Original Team Entry Form
  • AND THE GRAND DADDY OF THEM ALL  - The Dr. Zobnek Dance Championship “Where all the Best Shake off that White Man’s Disease, Jam a Pumpkin Down their Pants, and Let Them Feet Fly!!!)

 

Mail Team Entries to:  Dr. Zobnek World Headquarters, Sheep Evaluation Division, 836 Marshall Avenue, Portland, MI  48875  Any Questions???  Call Ken Cook @ (517) 647-2331